School is finished.

I signed out.

I can relax now.

I am going to go write my werewolf guy/guy novel now.

I did this English theme thing, worth 6 credits. Now she's making me fix it. Again. It's pissing me off.

I wanted to write a poem of how I felt and reading a poem called 'Autumn' as one of my english resources helped me. It's angst and about soul branches, something I think is beautiful. I hope you like it...

I hurt my back.

It hurts.

Really bad.

So bad that I wrote 2 Victoria/Jacob fanfictions and 1 James/Alice fanfiction. They're both depressed and focus on pain. (Um...that so didn't have anything to do with MY STUPID BACK!).

I also saw the cover of Linger by Maggie Stiefvater. It looks awesome, all summer like and green. I like green, did you know that? Anyway, I can't wait to read Shiver so I can read Linger. I hate the fact that it takes forever for books to come to New Zealand.

I had my English exam.

Yesterday.

It was in the morning.

For three hours.

That's why my back hurt.

It was an okay exam. It was down to the minute. I even was putting the final full stop down when the time ran out. Hopefully I pass. I need those credits it I haven't passed that internal I handed in today.

Today.

I had my Biology exam.

In the afternoon.

2 to 5.

It was easier than English. I actually enjoyed that exams, as insane as that may sound. It was interesting. I think I did well but I won't know for sure until next year.

I got really confused by two questions.

One was in the Animal Behaviour and Plant Responses paper about Monarch butterflies. It said that they migrated in autumn and on natural sunny days they moved but on human made overcast days they didn't. I didn't get it. I guessed. Hopefully I got it right.

The other one was in the DNA paper. I got all confused. They didn't tell me what brown meant so I guessed. I put down 12:3:1 (black:brown:yellow). I have no idea if I got it right.

My back is better now.

Sort of.

Not really.

Well, I have these two ideas for novels. Both are shapeshifter ones.

One is a fantasy about a villager. There's a girl. There's a guy. They fall in love. There is also a werewolf. Murders. Deception. Beautiful visuals. You know, just the usual.

The other is an urban fantasy. There's a girl and a guy again and they fall in love as well but this time it's different. Shapeshifting. Winter. Hate to love. Bloodmates. Sacrifices. Deception. More beautiful visuals.

Yeah, I like both of those ideas. The urban fantasy has a bit more flesh to it. But I like both of them.

I have tons of other ideas too.

I won't bore you by listing them.

I have three exams next week.

Three.

Geography. That's on Wednesday.

Health and History. That's on Friday.

Then it's over.

Then I can relax...

Until the coffee course thing.

Stupid coffee course...getting in the way of rest...stupid stupidness.

Oh! By the way, I'm writing a Twilight spoof novel called Twidark. Rachel, my sister, is insisting I complete it. It's about Bella Duck and Edward Sparkleton and their epic hatred for each other. It's basically the opposite for nearly everything in the series. Some people even are gay. Alice is mean. Rosalie is nice. Edward and Bella hate each other. James, Laurent and Victoria do not die and are actually nice. The only people who stay the same are Charlie Swan, Esme and Carlisle. I just can't bring myself to make them bad.

BTW...

I'm decided to pimp two blog/sites of mine.

VICTORIA AND JACOB: A Twilight fansite about the romance between Victoria and Jacob. Breath taking, if a little angsty, fanmixes and fanfictions ranging from dead serious to dead funny belong in the depths of this sight. When fire meets ice, werewolf meets vampire, there will be a spark.

JAMES AND ALICE: A Twilight fansite about the romance between Alice and James. Beautiful fanmixes that range from normal to A/U, fanmixes of memories and lies hang in the air while beautiful images prove you with something to remember their romance by. Come and join the hunter with his prey...

Well, those are the fansites!

I also want to pimp this book I heard was coming out called BLOOD MAGIC by Tessa Gratton. It looks awesome! No cover as yet but anything involving dark and sinister magic in modern time with a site for the author as awesome as hers cannot let me down.

No, seriously.

It CANNOT let me down.

Well, that is all...

And so I LEAVE YOU!

OBJECTS:

• A massive collectors edition of Disney movies
• My laptop which has all my blog posts on it
• A distorted looking teddy bear so they know the people in the past meant business

Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what but if I could that is totally what I would put in.

Today was totally and completely productive!

Oh, and I killed the Kraken and tapped danced with aliens. Did I forget to mention how I met Logan from Veronica Mars and he married me?

Okay, none of that happened.

The most productive thing occurred this morning and it took about ten minutes. I went to school and gave my english teacher my six credit english thing. Hopefully it passed. Seeing as she has not emailed me, I am going to fool myself into believing I have those 6 credits. Oh, and I have Katilyn her jersey.

And from the moment on I watch Veronica Mars. One more episode left to go of the 1st season! YAY!

Well, that is my boring life. Yes, that is all I did. Okay, I read a bit of Much Ado About Nothing for my english exam tomorrow but whatever. I'm just gonna wing it really.

But in the case of Biology, which I have on the afternoon on Thursday, I have to study. If I don't, I will fail Biology, which is something I cannot do.

Sigh.

I'm sounding like a insane emo teenager, don't I? I might as well be writing:

Emo words. Emo words. Teenager Emo words. Wah, wah, wah. Emo word.

Sigh.

I better go study.

Here is my leavers jersey!

My favourite romantic moment has to be the scene in Penelope when Johnny kisses Penelope at the end. It is so beautiful. Why can't real romance be like that? You know, ugly girl meets cute guy and cute guy over looks ugliness to love her forever.

My day was boring.

I wish Dracula was my bitch.

I love the novel I'm reading, 'Wuthering High', it's awesome, you should all read it.

I hate doing homework, anything like homework is evil, homework is stupid.

I'm bored, why aren't I using full stops, oh well, I can't be stuffed using them, long random sentences are better anyway.

Wonder if pirate parorts ever get bored? That was random. I think  they'll hate it. they're go zombie and eat the crew. That could be a comedy movie right there, taking the piss out of Pirates of the Carabein or however the hell you spell it. I can't be stuffed looking up how to spell it. It's to much effort.

Oh, look, I'm using full stops now! Wonder when that happened? Oh, well, I'm using them now. That is all that matters. Um... I'm going to go write and avoid doing work like the lame ass I am. Um...lame ass. I'm so lame. Whatever.

Bye-bye.

I would go back to Jane Austens time. Actually, I'd prefer to change unversies please? I'd like to take one a week. I'd hang out with Dracula, kick it with Frankenstein and booey down with Mr Darcy (he always seemed like a secret party animal to me). Yeah, I'd hang out in alternate universe. I'd take more than one person with me. I'd take my sister, a couple of friends and that's it really. If one of the heroes falls in love with me and gives me a ring, I will most likely stay. If Dracula's doing the proposing I'm totally staying. I'm going to fix up his castle, kick out his hores and teach him a few manners. *Sigh* Ah, I am a hopeless romantic.

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Since I am bored and am currently mulling over where to go next with my zombie novel, I have decided to tell you off all the couples I support. Well...all the ones I can remember.

NCIS:

Tony/Ziva

CSI:NY:

Mac/Stella

Danny/Lindsay

CRIMINAL MINDS:

Hotchner/Prentiss

Morgan/Garcis

Rossi/Reid

HOUSE M.D.:

House/Cuddy

HEROES:

Matt/Mohinder (opt)

Peter/Sylar

Zach/Claire

BONES:

Brennan/Booth

Angela/Hodgins

Cam/Zach

TWILIGHT:

Bella/Jasper

Jacob/Victoria

Charlie/Carlisle

Others are ones I can't remember...

I have started a short story writing community called Sisters Fate.

At the present moment, its members include.

twilighter1
pylarwomanlus_cloud lus_cloud

And I would like that list of authors to grow, thankyouverymuch. So, I will begin with this:

Sisters Fate is a warm, homely and slightly unconventional community where fantasy infects the world. With their dazzling stories, slightly crazy humour and obvious mental problems these authors will present to you short stories that will shock you, that will make you laugh, will make your piss your pants and, maybe even laugh while pissing yours pants. And by damn you will be dazzled! You'll have the dazzle dazzled right out of our socks. Yes, your socks will be dazzled. Sisters Fate is that awesome.

Okay, with the shameless pimping slightly complete I will go back to my epic search for more members. Yay! Whoo!

Oh, and at the moment the short stories posted are:

The Disease Of Frankinworth The Zombie Chicken by twilighter1
Gold Spinner by twilighter1
Brave by pylarwoman
Blood Sober - part 1 & 2 - by twilighter1
And a short scene/short story is coming from lus_cloud soon.

So....

Go over to Sisters Fate and be DAZZLED senseless by the awesomeness. And for any Sylar fans out there, I have a little spoiler. I'm writing a Sylar short story/fic for Sisters Fate. And yes, there will be pictures. And double yes, I will mention his eyebrows of...epicness!

There is a lame as Tsunami warning in my country. What makes it 'lame' is that...

*drum roll*

...It's ONE METRE high. I mean, they're over reacting and everything. And you can't take them seriously. Me and my brother are listening to the radio for updates and this is summing up something they just said...

The Tsunami is going to get 1 metre high. In other news teachers want higher pay.

Um...something tells me they're not going to get higher pay because everyone was cracking up at how random it was. One minute it's stuipid panic and then...teachers want a raise.

And here's another sum up of what they said...

The Tsunami is only going to be 1 metre high. People are adviced to stay off the beach. A local scientist/politian says that it is nothing to worry about but it will "look cool".

SERIOUSLY!

You can't take these guys seriously.

Also, my stupid relations woke me up in 9 in the morning to inform me of this tsunami. Ug! It's the holidays. I was sleeeeping!

Okay, that out of the way, I'd like to state that this Tsunami originated from a 8.something on the richter scale earthquake. Samoa was hit badly. There is apparently 3 children missing. I hope they find them. My heart goes out to all of them

Well, breaking the mirror would freak me out. I'd be quite a mess acutally. Who am I going to shout at with, "Who is the fairest of them all!" In which the mirror always replied truthfully. Damn, I'm going to miss that mirror's insults.

As for the ladder, I would do it. Done it before. Will do it again. The most it hurt me with was not catching a ball.

As for the black cat thing, I have two black cats. They walk past me every day. If they're bad luck I've got heps of bad luck.

I'm only superstition when I write. I makes it fun.

My laptop is going in to get fixed. The parts have arrived aka a new screen. I hope it's fixed soon.

Also, the internet is working properly again! YA! I can finally post my sisters farewell present on fanfiction.net

...

...

Like fourishdays after but whatever.

YAY!

Computers hate me.

I love them but they hate me.

First my screen to my laptop just goes to the shit.

Second, the internet isn't being nice to me. Fanfiction.net won't load my files. Two days ago I could connect in but not do anything. Sigh. If it's still acting up in five days I'll start writing emo poetry.

A while ago I posted the wonderful news that I havecompleted by novel. It's only the first draft and is currently being looks over by some friends of mine.

I'm not going to disclose to much exept that it is slightly Beauty and the Beast but with fairies. Yes, I was really random that long month or two. Only one of my friends has finished it. She loved it but I have to go through and add things. At the moment the plots a little bland so thee will be moe action in it.

For now, that's all I can disclose.