The SLASH Detector

I hurt my back.

It hurts.

Really bad.

So bad that I wrote 2 Victoria/Jacob fanfictions and 1 James/Alice fanfiction. They're both depressed and focus on pain. (Um...that so didn't have anything to do with MY STUPID BACK!).

I also saw the cover of Linger by Maggie Stiefvater. It looks awesome, all summer like and green. I like green, did you know that? Anyway, I can't wait to read Shiver so I can read Linger. I hate the fact that it takes forever for books to come to New Zealand.

I had my English exam.

Yesterday.

It was in the morning.

For three hours.

That's why my back hurt.

It was an okay exam. It was down to the minute. I even was putting the final full stop down when the time ran out. Hopefully I pass. I need those credits it I haven't passed that internal I handed in today.

Today.

I had my Biology exam.

In the afternoon.

2 to 5.

It was easier than English. I actually enjoyed that exams, as insane as that may sound. It was interesting. I think I did well but I won't know for sure until next year.

I got really confused by two questions.

One was in the Animal Behaviour and Plant Responses paper about Monarch butterflies. It said that they migrated in autumn and on natural sunny days they moved but on human made overcast days they didn't. I didn't get it. I guessed. Hopefully I got it right.

The other one was in the DNA paper. I got all confused. They didn't tell me what brown meant so I guessed. I put down 12:3:1 (black:brown:yellow). I have no idea if I got it right.

My back is better now.

Sort of.

Not really.

Well, I have these two ideas for novels. Both are shapeshifter ones.

One is a fantasy about a villager. There's a girl. There's a guy. They fall in love. There is also a werewolf. Murders. Deception. Beautiful visuals. You know, just the usual.

The other is an urban fantasy. There's a girl and a guy again and they fall in love as well but this time it's different. Shapeshifting. Winter. Hate to love. Bloodmates. Sacrifices. Deception. More beautiful visuals.

Yeah, I like both of those ideas. The urban fantasy has a bit more flesh to it. But I like both of them.

I have tons of other ideas too.

I won't bore you by listing them.

I have three exams next week.

Three.

Geography. That's on Wednesday.

Health and History. That's on Friday.

Then it's over.

Then I can relax...

Until the coffee course thing.

Stupid coffee course...getting in the way of rest...stupid stupidness.

Oh! By the way, I'm writing a Twilight spoof novel called Twidark. Rachel, my sister, is insisting I complete it. It's about Bella Duck and Edward Sparkleton and their epic hatred for each other. It's basically the opposite for nearly everything in the series. Some people even are gay. Alice is mean. Rosalie is nice. Edward and Bella hate each other. James, Laurent and Victoria do not die and are actually nice. The only people who stay the same are Charlie Swan, Esme and Carlisle. I just can't bring myself to make them bad.

BTW...

I'm decided to pimp two blog/sites of mine.

VICTORIA AND JACOB: A Twilight fansite about the romance between Victoria and Jacob. Breath taking, if a little angsty, fanmixes and fanfictions ranging from dead serious to dead funny belong in the depths of this sight. When fire meets ice, werewolf meets vampire, there will be a spark.

JAMES AND ALICE: A Twilight fansite about the romance between Alice and James. Beautiful fanmixes that range from normal to A/U, fanmixes of memories and lies hang in the air while beautiful images prove you with something to remember their romance by. Come and join the hunter with his prey...

Well, those are the fansites!

I also want to pimp this book I heard was coming out called BLOOD MAGIC by Tessa Gratton. It looks awesome! No cover as yet but anything involving dark and sinister magic in modern time with a site for the author as awesome as hers cannot let me down.

No, seriously.

It CANNOT let me down.

Well, that is all...

And so I LEAVE YOU!